8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher, so he stayed behind in recess. The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others. ""It's because I'm in love with you, Alex told her. ""Well,"" the teacher replied - ""What If I don't like small children?"". ""Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess"".

Law Interpretation Alex failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Alex: Sir, Can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes. Alex: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an ""A"" grading. Professor agreed. Alex asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical? Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and ther…

Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

A man is shopping when he notices a hot blond girl is staring at him After a while he asks her: ""I'm sorry, but do we know each other?"". She replies: ""Yeah, I think you are the father of one of my children."" The man knows very well he only cheated once and clearly remembers everything that happened so lowers his voice: ""Ah, then you must be the call-girl from my bachelor party that I was banging on the snooker table while your girlfriend was spanking my ass with the bullwhip."" The girl rep…