ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England.

ME: [sitting on iphone] europe. europe. EUROPE. europe [5 hrs later] ME: ok fine maybe ur right WIFE: what did you think airplane mode meant

Two with sausage and meatballs, two without A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ""But how will I let you know the baby is born?"" she asked. He replied, ""Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses."" Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six mo…

Josh in Europe. A guy shows his painting of a couple making love to a friend. A friend than asks: ""What is it called."" Artist replies: ""Josh in Europe."" A friend asks again: ""Who is this woman on the painting."" Artist answers: ""That is Joshes wife."" Friend asks: ""So im guessing the man is Josh."" The artist corrects him: ""That is Tom."" Friend than asks: ""So where is Josh."" ""In Europe."" Replies the artist.