Irish men at a pub Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm from Ireland."" ""Me too! I'll drink to that."" They both finish their pints and order two more. ""Where in Ireland are you from?"" ""Dublin."" ""Me too! I'll drink to that."" They both finish their pints and order two more. ""Where in Dublin are you from?"" ""The East Side."" ""The East Side? …

Pouring rain, New York City. A drunk hails a cab. Cabbie rolls down the windo, the drunk man says ""hey mister, do you gave room for half a chicken and a six-pack in here""? Annoyed, the cabbie says ""sure"" the drunk says BLUGHHHHHH

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: ""They don't serve BEER here you MORON!"" The German fellow felt pretty stupid but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look and begins to chuckle. ""And what's so funny?!?"" the New Yorker demands. ""Oh nothing really I just realized that you came here for the food…

A man walks into a bar...... An Irishman man walks into a bar in New York City. He orders three whiskeys. The bartender pours him one and says, "Lemme know when you want the next one." But the man says, "I think you've misunderstood me. I'd like all three at once." The bartender pours two more drinks. The man drinks down the three drinks, pays, and leaves. This goes on almost every night for a couple of weeks. Finally the bartender asks the man why he orders three drinks at a time, since there…