Don't step on the pink cloud Three friends, Sarah, Emily, and Rachel were in a terrible car accident and died. They ended up at the gates of heaven. There was an angel standing there waiting to welcome them, and at the end of his welcome speech, he warned ""no matter what you do, don't ever step on the pink cloud"". Thus, the three friends went their separate ways. A year later, they decided to meet and catch up. Sarah said that she would be coming with her new husband she met in heaven. The mom…

Free Tickets to the US Open My buddy gave me two tickets to the US Open but I realized I am getting married that day. If anyone wants to take my place, the wedding is at St. Paul's Church and her name is Emily

Little Johnny comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played football and then he proposed to his friend Emily. His parents think this is really sweet and they don't want to make fun of Little Johnny so they ask him, 'How are you both going to pay for the expenses of being married?' 'Well with the £5 I get each week from you and the 50p she gets from her Mum and Dad, we should do okay.' His father says, "That's f…

One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, "Oh, Emily, you're the one that got away." The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, "Emily? Who is Emily?" The husband, still in the depths of slumber, muttered, "Emily, your laughter is the melody of my heart." The wife, now fully awake and boiling with anger, shook him vigorously and demanded, "I demand to know who this Emily is!" The husband, startled awake, looked at his wife with a mix of confusion and panic and th…