The Blonde and the Earbuds A blonde regularly sits in the office with a pair of earbuds in. Because of this, she regularly doesn't hear her boss. One day, the boss calls out to her, and for the umpteenth time the blonde doesn't hear him. Fed up, the boss stomps over to her desk, rips off her earphones and begins to yell at her.   Soon, the blonde topples onto the desk and lays still.   The boss prods her. She's dead! He glances at the earphones still held in his hand. Obviously…

The Hole (This joke is translated) There was a town, a nice peaceful town, but this town was inhabited solely by blondes. There was a serious issue plaguing this town, a giant hole in the ground, and every day people would fall victim to it. It wasn't too deep, but deep enough that people would be seriosly injured, and many would die. The blonde community had had enough! They called a meeting with all the smartest people in the town to come up with a solution. One of the wisest and smar…

A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the blonde failed, the sheriff asked in desperation one final question: "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The blonde looked a little surprised, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted: "I don't know!" "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the blonde wandered over to a restaurant where some friends were waiting t…

Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out