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Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move. The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, and screams profanity and curses at the

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered

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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with ""WWJD"" printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean but couldn't figure it out so he asked the clerk. The clerk replied that the letters stood for ""What Would Jesus Do"" and was meant to inspire people to not make rash decisions but rather to imagine what Jesus would do in the same situation. The man thought a moment and then replied ""Well I'm damn sure Jes

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