Wisconsin Jokes

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The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears this summer. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. People should be able to recognize the presence of bears in an area by their droppings: Black bear droppings are sm…

#Wisconsin #State Dept #Animals

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, ""Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."" A friend says, ""OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, that's easy: W.""

#Wisconsin #Blonde

Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."

#Mr Steve Johnson #Jennifer #Mrs Joan Johnson #Wisconsin+2 more

One in a million. (from /r/TheDidTheMath) "My dad just told my Mom that she's one in a million. That means there is 6 people like her in Wisconsin, 312 in the US, and 6,973 on Earth. That's a lot of people that are really bad at making meatloaf and always buys the wrong kind of cereal. God save us all."

#Wisconsin #Parents

Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars

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Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks.

#Wisconsin #Minnesota #Q&A

One in a million. (from /r/TheDidTheMath) ""My dad just told my Mom that she's one in a million. That means there is 6 people like her in Wisconsin

#Wisconsin #Parents

What's the capital of Wisconsin? W

#Wisconsin #Q&A

Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall.

#Wisconsin #Politics #Q&A

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie