Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, "Like That '70s Show!" and I clarified, "More like Making a Murderer."

It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity

If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France.

I've been in Wisconsin for ten pounds. That means one week for those of you who have never visited Wisconsin.