Winnies Jokes

In the Hundred Acre Wood. The assorted members of the Hundred Acre Wood are standing outside Winnie's house. There is a lot of screaming and shouting inside, along with breaking furniture and shattering crockery. Worst off all, it seems to be coming from two very distinctly different voices. Concerned, Rabbit looks to those around him and asks, ""Will anybody go inside and see what all that noise is about?"" Tigger immediately throws up a paw and bounds through the door before another word is sa…

Winnie-the-Pooh and cocaine So Winnie-the-Pooh got some cocaine from his dealer and is walking home across the Hundred Acre Wood, holding the powder in his cupped paws. He encounters Eeyore and decides, being his friend, to share some. Hey, Eeyore, you want blow? Eeyore lowers his head to Winnie's paws and blows at them. Winnie-the-Pooh looks at his nearly empty paws and says, ""Well, Eeyore, you really are an ass!""