Flea master There as a flea who hates his life. One day he goes to the flea master and says to him ""I am miserable, will you please put me somewhere where I am happy."" The flea master thinks and says, ""I have somewhere I can put you."" I will put you up on a horses hind, you'll really love it there."" So the master puts the flea up on the hind of the horse. The next day the flea calls the master again and says ""You have to get me out of here. This horse is killing me with his tail"" The mast…