William Jokes

Got more like these ? 1. Neil arms weak. Neil joins gym. Neil does chin-ups. Neil Armstrong 2. William making fruit shake. William took pears. William put them in glass. William Shakespeare 3. Jimmy goes to restaurant. Jimmy sits down. Jimmy gets food. Jimmy Choo 4. Tony makes movie. Tony works hard. Tony earns fans. Tony Star k 5. Alan feels happy. Alan runs hard. Alan falls in gutter. Alan Reekman (Rickman) 6. Usain shit scared. Usain screams. Usain close doors. Usain Bolt. Got more lik…

After Star Trek ToS ended, William Shatner's career kind of stalled ... He tried his hand at a number of businesses, including a line of women's underwear. Unfortunately the name-brand Shatner Panties really didn't take off.

There once were two physicist PhD's... ...William and Sergio, who met while they were having matching piers built for their homes at a new lakeshore development. They discovered their shared profession over beers, and each found out the other had been privately working on time travel research. They formed an immediate friendship that quickly resulted in them collaborating on their work. Over the decades they struggled with the problems of time travel until one day they figured out how to mani…

Who's Your Daddy One Sunday morning, William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away, and her name is Susan." After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married for thirty years. She's a wonderful wife, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan i…

I went to the bookstore and asked the employee, “Do you have any books written by Shakespeare?” He said, “Of course. Which one?” I said, “William.”

My wife and I are both unemployed. My mum died in a car crash. We have three children and we're all staying in my grandma's place, and my grandma died this week. My dad has to work at 73. I'll do any job to take care of my family. Please share. Sincerely, William, Prince of Wales

Grandfather of the year A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: \- "Easy, William, we won't be long". Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, \- "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there”. At the checkout the little horror is throwing items …

What is William Shatner's favorite film festival? *CAAAAAAAAANNES!!!* ^^^^^^imsosorry

Why was William killed when he entered the army?,"The commander said ""fire at will""...

Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her.

Why was William killed when he entered the army? The commander said, "fire at will"...