When Jim Jokes

It's an overcast afternoon, so Jimmy sticks his hand out the window to see if it's raining... As he does he's surprised when a glass eye lands in his open palm. Curious, he looks up and sees an attractive woman looking down from the balcony above. ""Um, is this yours?"" he asks, holding up the optic. ""Yes, thank you!"" she replies. ""I'm Linda, can you bring it up for me?"" When Jim arrives, Linda asks if he'd like to stay for dinner. During the evening one thing leads to another and they end u…

""Everything goes to my wife: the house, the car, the pension and the life insurance, under the condition that she remarry within the year."" When Jim retired, he and his wife, who was much, much younger, moved to Wellington. Once they'd settled in, he decided it was about time to make a will, so he made an appointment with a lawyer. ""I want it to be nice and straightforward,"" he instructed the attorney: ""Everything goes to my wife: the house, the car, the pension and the life insurance, unde…