A Blonde Drives Past a Wheat Field A blonde woman is driving past a wheat field, when she sees another blonde in the wheat field in a rowboat just rowing like mad. She drives past, but as she gets farther away, she becomes irate and drives back to the wheat field. She jumps out of the car and yells, ""You know, it's blondes like you that give us other blondes a bad reputation, and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!""