Walgreens Jokes

At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52".

I’m dating this woman we have not been intimate yet She told me to stop at a specific Walgreens in the next town over ,I said why? aren’t they all the same she said no this one has something that the other ones don’t, so I didn’t question her and we went. I went in with her she got, a pack of cigarettes. KY, jelly and magnum condoms she put them on the counter my face turn red, but not as much as the cashier he looked downright nervous and frazzled, when we got back in the car. I said first of …

A man walked into a Walgreens and asked where the tampons were. Cashier: "Aisle 5." Minutes later the man returned with a bag of cotton balls and some string. Cashier: "I thought you were buying tampons." Man: "I was, and then I got to thinking about something. The other day I asked my wife to pick me up some cigarettes while she was out, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Her reasoning was that it was just SOOO MUCH CHEAPER. So the way I figure it, if I have to…

At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said