A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party.

This chick at Walgreens is totally hitting on me. What's your name? What's your address? Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?

*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*

They're not called "butt hole mirrors." They're called "hand mirrors," according to this clerk at Walgreens.