A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party.

*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*

They're not called "butt hole mirrors." They're called "hand mirrors," according to this clerk at Walgreens.

After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, "you'll need your receipt." I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life...