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One time Lenin's widow, Nadezhda Krupskaya, visits an elementary school. The schoolchildren asked her to tell them a story Vladimir Lenin. ""Children, you should know about Lenin's great kindness."" she says with eyes misty. ""I remember once he was shaving his beard outside of home, and a little child was passing by & asked him (What are you doing, Mr Lenin?) And my kind loving husband replied (Oh, my little fella, I'm just shaving my beard.)"" ""But Ms Lenin"", asked one of the children, "

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Sovietskoye Semyonov, a local party secretary, stopped Kagonovich on the street. ""Comrade,"" he asked, ""why don't you come for ideological instruction every Tuesday and Thursday evening?"" ""I don't need it,"" said Kagonovich. ""Who was Karl Marx?"" asked Semyonov. ""I don't know."" ""Who was Vladimir Lenin?"" ""I don't know."" Semyonov went on and on. Finally Kagonovich interrupted, ""You ask me who is this and who is that. Let me ask you! Who is Rudolf Ulyanov?"" ""I don't know,"" replied th

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