Must be told in a horrible, thick Italian accent So I heard this joke a couple of years ago, I think it's much older than that though. Read it out loud in a very bad, thick Italian accent. So, Vincenzo, my cousin in America invites me to stay with him, so I say, 'Okay, I'va never been to America, I'ma come over. I get offa da plane and I'ma hungry. I go down to a breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two pisses. She say go to the…