This guy goes to a new bar on top of the empire state building...
When he walks in he sees one guy sitting at the bar and sits a few seats away from him and orders a beer. The other guy sitting at the bar calls him over to sit on the stool next to him. Since he seems so friendly he obliges and sits next to him.
When he does, the other guy says to him, “You see that stool you’re sitting on? That was in the Titanic!”
“Bull shit!"
“Honest to God. That’s not all though! Do you see that paintin…