Uzbekistan Jokes

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Uzbekistan Travel Advice In Samarkand some are kind and some are cunts.

Belorussian Navy Gorbachev received a letter from the Belorussian Republic requesting approval for a new navy. He was quite puzzled, as the Republic was landlocked and didn't even have a decent lake, and queried the request. The reply soon came, ""Uzbekistan has a Ministry of Culture, so why do we have a Navy?

Reporter doing an interview A famous TV reporter was doing a report on location in Uzbekistan about the local customs of the people of Uzbekistan. During his report he interviewed one of the local town elders and asked him:

Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!