A man goes into heaven...
...he sees a lot of clock's and asks what they're for.
Jesus says, "These are lying clocks. If a person tells a lie the minute hand moves."
Jesus points to one clock and says, "This is Abraham Lincoln's clock, the hands have only moved a bit."
Jesus points to another clock and says, "This is my Mother's clock, it has never moved since she has never told a lie."
Suddenly the man asks where George Bush has his clock.
Jesus says, "It used to be in my office for a f…