Us Department Jokes

""IRONY""... This is short and to the point: The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us ""Please Do Not Feed the Animals. Their stated reason for the policy is because ""The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of the…

Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it. This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like,…

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey abbreviated ""Wash. Biol. Surv."" until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: ""Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell …