Signs you're in America a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance. there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front. Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the counters. Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages. people use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every call they migh…