Little Johnny... ... came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, ""Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"" His father thinking quickly said, ""Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."" ""Geee Dad that's great,"" said Little Johnny. A fe…