U N T Jokes

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Crossword Puzzle Pope A businessman is getting on a flight when he hears from another passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight. ""WOW, great!"" he thinks, being a devout Christian, ""What a good place to be today."" Just before the aircraft doors are closed the Pope enters the plane and sits next to him. I am surely blessed the man thinks. Here I am, a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me. The plane takes off and after a few minutes the passengers take off their…

The Pope & his crossword puzzle A man is preparing to board a train when he hears that the Pope is also going to be using that mode of transportation because he apparently wanted to try something different. ""This is exciting,"" the man thinks. ""I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."" Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. But the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after taking his seat, the Pope…

The Pope & his crossword puzzle A man is preparing to board a train when he hears that the Pope is also going to be using that mode of transportation because he apparently wanted to try something different. "This is exciting," the man thinks. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. But the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after taking his seat, the Pope beg…

Pope on the plane A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman I'm really g…

Priest does a crossword puzzle A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He sees the priest doing a crossword puzzle. Time passes and the priest says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?" The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'" The priest replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"

A guy on a train is sitting next to a nun who is doing a crossword puzzle. The nun is stuck on a clue that doesn't fit with some other answers that she's already written down. She asks the man for help. "Let's backtrack, and double check that your other answers are right. That usually helps me," he says. "Good idea," the nun says. "How about this one: A four-letter word, ending in 'U-N-T,' and the clue is 'Something you would call a woman.'" "Aunt?" The man says. "Oh, right..." the nun sa…

NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? ""Count"

NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? "Count" you dumb cunt.