The CEO of Tyson Foods manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.
After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, "Your eminence, we have an offer for you. Tyson Foods is prepared to donate $100 million dollars to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' "
The Pope responds,
"That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord - it must not be changed."
"Well," says the Tyson man, "we anti…