Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ok.. Hear me out
So the perceived 'Road' in this case is actually the trick by the government to sell more adapters to construction company. This is because the secret lizard people of the UNDERGROUND are controlling the chickens neurons and each brain cell is secretly in on the plot. You need to know you cant cross a road without making a mental check of every Car, Truck or child in your immediate area. This is important to note because Turkmenistan s…