Some of my favorite Scandinavian UFF DA jokes Ole and Lars were business partners and good friends. One day Lars started off for work and discovered he'd forgotten his tools. Returning home, he looked around for his wife, Lena, and finally found her in the bedroom. To his surprise, she was on the bed with no clothes on. ""Vat in the vorld are you doing vidout any clothes, voman?"" Lars asked. ""Vell, I yust don't have any clothes to vear, dat's why,"" answered Lena. ""Vat you talking about,"" sa…