[turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! "trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you." oh karen, don't ogre-react#Trent0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD "Trent that's not really what i-" It's Jamarcus now#Trent#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why hello, dear! "trent, did you bring cue cards to read off of during our date?" Lovely weather! "and did you only bring two?" Why hello, d#Trent0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces.#Trent0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think "diver city day" could be fun too#Trent#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? "No" Is THIS your card? "Not even close" What about THIS? "Trent thats literally a piece of ham"#Trent0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail.#Trent#Holiday#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp