Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail#Trader Joes#Pita And Hummus#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If the Trader Joe's cashier doesn't say "I love these" about anything you're buying, you have to put it all back and start over. #sorrybro#Trader Joes0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way#Trader Joes0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight.#Trader Joes#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp