Tittsburgh Jokes

Two guys with black eyes get seated together on a flight Once they are settled, the first guy says ""this is quite a coincidence! I'm not sure what I'm going to tell my clients. I was back there at the counter and the agent had this amazing rack! I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, but it came out as 'two pickets to tittsburgh'! And bang, she let me have it."" The second guy said, ""this really IS a coincidence! Just this morning I meant to ask my wife 'will you please pass me the half…

Two long time friends are having a beer in a Pittsburgh bar. One says "So this morning, when I was buying the ticket here, the woman behind the counter had the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen. Like they were huge and perfect. I just wanted to put my face in between 'em. When she asked me what I wanted, I was startled and blurted out 'I'll need one picket to tittsburgh.' I'll tell ya, if looks could kill... I was so embarrassed I just muttered a thank you and kind of slunk away." His fri…

The Fruedan Slit Not sure if I have shared this here, but it's one of my all time favourites and another I read just reminded me of this.... Two guys sit next to each other in business class and immediately realise that they each have a fresh black eye... "How did you get that black eye?" asks the first. "Oh, I made a freudian slip at the ticket office..." said the other. Noticing his new acquaintance was confused, he elaborated, "it's kind of when you say what you thinking instead of what's …