An American was playing golf in India on a remote country course. The local people had not seen many Americans before, so his presence soon attracted a sizeable crowd who watched his progress enthusiastically. He seemed to respond to the attention, making a succession of low scores, which his new-found fan club applauded warmly. On the eleventh hole, he surpassed himself by holing a thirtyfoot putt for a birdie. As the ball went in, the crowd shouted: "Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods!" He thought such …