This Way Jokes

*walks into Babies R Us* Hi I'd like to buy a baby. "Sir we don't-" *I slide him a 100 dollar bill* "This way please."

Every time you enter a room, you should say "Smells like farts in here." This way when you fart later, they'll never suspect you.

3 women on a plane (originally an arabic joke) A lebanese, an Egyptian, and a Somali are on a plane. The pilot announces that the plane is crashing into the ocean. The Lebanese woman starts quickly putting on make up. The other two ask her why and she says:"the rescue team would likely save the prettiest girl first." The Egyptian then starts putting on a lot of jewelry. They ask her why and she says: "so the rescue team will see some thing shiny from a distance and go towards it. This way I…