Third Mom Jokes

Three very pregnant women are sitting in the waiting room of the OB/GYN office... In order to pass the time, all three women are knitting sweaters for their unborn babies. The first mom puts down her knitting supplies, reaches into her purse, pulls out some pre-natal vitamins and says, ""Good for mom, good for baby!"" She downs a couple pills, and the two other moms nod and smile in agreement. She picks the sweater back up and begins knitting. After a short while, mom number two puts down her sw…

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. ""You all have obsessions"" he observed. To the first mother he said ""You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."" He turned to the second mom. ""Your obsession is money. Again it manifests itself in your child's name Penny."" He turned to the third mom. ""Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."" At this point the fourth mother got up took her little…