Third Child Jokes

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir …

Isn't parenting strange? When you have the first child and go out in the evening, you call the babysitter atleast 5 times. When you have the second child, you leave the telephone number of where you are going to with the babysitter. When the third child arrives, you leave strict instructions that the babysitter only calls you if there is blood!