It's the first day of school, and the teacher announces to the class that they will learn to speak like grownups this year. To demonstrate, she asks the kids what they did this summer. The first child says, ""I went on a choo-choo train ride."" ""No,"" the teacher says, ""you went on a train ride."" The second child says ""I went on a tug-tug boat ride."" ""No,"" the teacher says, ""you went on a boat ride."" The third child says, full of pride, ""I read a book."" ""Which one?"" asks the teacher…

Strangely Named There were once three children, whose names were rather unfortunate The first child was named ""none of your business"" The Second child was named ""Manners"" The third child was named ""Trouble"" Trouble was lost, so none of your business and manners went to the local police station for help, manners was terrified of the popo, so none of your business went in alone. A policeman was waiting near the entrance. Policeman: Hello, what's your name None of your business: None of your …

A teacher asked her class.. The meaning of control. The first child says ""a plane has control panels!"" The teacher says: ""That's nice, sit down. "" The second child stands up and says ""I can control the tv channel!"" The teacher says ""that's correct, sit down"" the third child says ""my dad pushed my gran down the stairs, then said: Look at that old *cuntroll*""

Family names their children after the first thing that touches their face. A family has three children. They name each children after the first thing that crosses against their face. One day they are walking down the street in a park when a lady stops to comment on how beautiful their first child is. She then asks ""What is his name?"" ""His name is Leaf,"" they said. ""That's an interesting name. Why did you pick a name like leaf?"" ""Because when he was born, a leaf crossed against her cheek."…