It's the first day of school, and the teacher announces to the class that they will learn to speak like grownups this year. To demonstrate, she asks the kids what they did this summer. The first child says, ""I went on a choo-choo train ride."" ""No,"" the teacher says, ""you went on a train ride."" The second child says ""I went on a tug-tug boat ride."" ""No,"" the teacher says, ""you went on a boat ride."" The third child says, full of pride, ""I read a book."" ""Which one?"" asks the teacher…

A mother of 3 children was at the park one day... Her oldest child came up to her on the bench. ""Mama, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because when you were born, a rose petal fell onto your head, and we read it as a sign to name you Rose."" The mother's second child came running up and asked: ""Mama why is my name Lily?"" ""Because at the hospital a lily petal dropped onto your head and we took it as a sign to name you Lily."" The third child came running up to her mother: ""AUUUAEUHAUEHUGUGUHE"" ""Y…

Strangely Named There were once three children, whose names were rather unfortunate The first child was named ""none of your business"" The Second child was named ""Manners"" The third child was named ""Trouble"" Trouble was lost, so none of your business and manners went to the local police station for help, manners was terrified of the popo, so none of your business went in alone. A policeman was waiting near the entrance. Policeman: Hello, what's your name None of your business: None of your …

A mother has 3 kids. The first kid goes up to her mom and says, ""Mommy, why I am I named petal?"" The mom responds, ""Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."" The second child goes up to her mom and says, ""Why am I named Rose?"" The mom says, ""Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head Finally, the third child comes up and says, ""My favorite color is potato."" ""SHUT UP BRICK""