NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, ""Pig #1, do you know your mission?"" The pig replies, ""Oink oink Houston. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink."" Then NASA Control asks the second pig, ""Pig #2, do you know your mission?"" The second pig replies, ""Oink oink Houston. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, cl…