The Jokes

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat." So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house." The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house; it is so kind of you." The lawyer sa…

A man goes into a bar with his dog and bets the barman $50 that the dog can answer his question. So the man says, “What do you call the top of a building?” The dog replies, “Roof.” The barman says, “I’m not paying for that.” So the man says, “Okay double or nothing” and asks the dog, “Who is the best baseball player of all time?” The dog replies, “Ruth.” “That’s enough” says the barman who picks them both up and throws them out of the bar. As they hit the ground, the dog turns to his owner and s…