A man is stranded in the ocean. And he begins praying to God. ""Dear god, please, surely you will save me."" A couple minutes later, a boat comes by. ""Hey buddy, do you need a ride or something?"" The man responds ""No, no, I'm waiting for our holy lord to save me, but thank you."" Another boat comes driving up. This one from the coast guard. ""Hey, are you ok out here? We can boat you back into shore."" To which the man responds ""No thank you, I am waiting for our holy father to save me from …