Texas State Trooper Jokes

The Texas State Trooper and the Juggler A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had…

A Texas State Trooper... A woman was speeding along I-30 when suddenly blue and red lights appeared behind her. Looking down at the speedometer she realizes that she is doing at least 20 miles over the posted limit. With a sigh she pulls over to the shoulder. Patiently she wants as the biggest Trooper she has ever seen walks up to the window, scowl upon his face. She rolls down the window and braces herself for the worst. ""Ma'am, do you know why I've pulled you over?"" His query is direct and t…