Sweden Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why are there so many gay people in Sweden? Sweden is HOMOgenous

What color should I choose? Well sir we have three options red, blue, and yellow. Our red colors are inspired by the rose fields of Sweden. "Got the color orange?" No, the blue colors were crafted from finest of silk from Japan and represent the waves of the ocean. "What about brown?" Our LAST option is Yellow, it shines as if it came from the sun itself. "Got Indigo?" Just indigo f*ck yourself.

A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Sweden a pr*stitute makes $2000 per night." All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take…