Street Two Jokes

Two tomatoes cross the street Two tomatoes cross the street. One of the tomatoes gets hit by a car, and the other tomatoe goes ""Aw, come on... Catch up!""

Two atoms are walking down the street... Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, ""Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"" ""Are you sure?"" asks the second atom. To which the first atom replies, ""Yeah, I'm positive!""