eer booze and fun!' 'John Smith lived in Staten Island New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat so John decided to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was feeling no pain. When he got back to the ferry slip the ferryboat was just eight feet from the dock. Smith afraid of missing this one and being late for dinner took a running leap and landed right on the deck of th…