Starship Enterprise Jokes

"I just got engaged!" -- Starship Enterprise

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both circle Ur-anus in search of cling- ons. Boom! Still got it.

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and Toilet tissue have in common? A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.

What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en route to uranus to wipe out the klingons

Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles Uranus looking for Klingons

What's in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's log

How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise? He was looking for the Captain's log.

What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both glide around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They circle Uranus searching for clingons.

What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons