The other day I was laying down a carpet... ...and my friend Speedy Gonzales was helping me. At one point I said, ""Have I missed anything, Speedy?"" And Speedy says, ""Underlay, underlay!""#Speedy Gonzales0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What would Speedy Gonzales say if he took up rock climbing? "¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡On belay! ¡On belay!"#Speedy Gonzales#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.#Speedy Gonzales#Road Runner#Mexico United States#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Speedy Gonzales say to his wife on their honeymoon? – This won't hurt, did it?#Speedy Gonzales#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp