Sister In Jokes

A little girl tells her dad she wishes she had a sister In an attempt to be clever, her dad explains, ""You do, it's just you don't see her. Every time you come in the front door: she leaves out the back door."". The little girl replies, ""ohhhh, just like my other daddy!""

The golfing nun A nun walks into the Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.” “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.” “I seem to recall that,” the Mother Superior agreed. “So…