A cop needs to meet his quota for the month... ...so he sits in view of a bar and waits for the bar to close. As the people are filing out, he sees a man that is obviously hammered. He stumbles through the parking lot, trying his keys in 5 cars before he finds his own. He clumsily unlocks the door and sits in his car. He sits there for a few minutes, as the other patrons leave one by one. He starts his car and pulls onto the road only to be promptly pulled over. The cop walks up to the car and a…