I Got Pull Over Today (real conversation with cop)
So….today I got pulled over about 15 feet from the front of my building on my way to work for rolling a stop as I was putting my seatbelt on. I just left it unbuckled so he didn’t think I was trying to pull one over on him.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I’m an idiot.
Officer: [grinning] Well.
Me: I rolled a stop. Stupid. [awkwardly] I am… stupid.
Officer: Yeah.
Me: I’m sorry. That was….I’m sorry.
Officer: [givin…