A man has lost his wife... ...in a shopping mall. He looks all over for her, but she's nowhere to be found. He asks a guard for some help. ""What does she look like?"" The guard asks. ""Well she's short, about 5'2"". She has short, brown hair. She's wearing jeans and a striped top. Last I saw she had a Yankee Candle bag. Please, I'm fearing the worst here."" ""We'll do whatever we can to find her, sir."" Suddenly, a tall blonde woman walks out of a store. She's wearing a polka dot dress, and hol…